I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
Boobs. All I remember is boobs.
she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Hippo gnu deer
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
3 things. 1) we need alcohol 2) we need alcohol 3) we need tortilla chips. Let's make a plan. Bro shakes and salsa.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
Randomize
