I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
I'm off the liquor
You're forefathers are ashamed of you. They didn't struggle to make it to America so that you could become a soft dick
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
there's no way I could forget finding someone else's hand in my pants
i know i shouldn't tell you this since i want you to really like me but i just spent the last 4 hours sleeping on the toilet.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
It's the 30 sec rule.... the worst that could happen is I could die
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I woke up with her finger in my vag. Let's just say that I'm one horny inquisitive drunk.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
He woke me with blue berry pancakes and a blow job. He's a keeper.
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