He told me I remind him of his sister...
Was this before or after you did it?
before... I mean, it's been a long time. I just tried not to think of it during.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
in hindsight, drinking 2 bottles of wine probably wasnt going to put me in an optimal position for a job interview
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
Watching a deaf couple have an argument in the mall. Can't bring myself to look away.
I found out during it when he said "my girlfriend never does this" so he's all to blame, I had no idea until half way through.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You fucked everything up-can't pass a cleared kitchen table without getting hard
I'm mad at him and disappointed with you. It's like I put a bunch of effort into a PowerPoint of "what not to do with Zach" to show you and the first bullet point was "do not love him" and you're just disregarding all my effort and friendship.
I have to make mistakes myself to learn from them
FUCK YOU I AM MAKING A POWERPOINT
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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