# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
You pee in parking lots....i drive home naked.....thats the american dream i was promised
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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