I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
Call me at 7:30 and make sure I'm not asleep in this booth at Waffle House.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
I don't remember. I remember laying in the trunk of a car. For hours.
I almost shit my pants in anger over your moral sanity.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
I told him it was fine and then I keyed his car.
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