Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
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That's how twitter works, right?
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
From now on, just let me go home. I'm tired of hooking up with your roommates... Including you.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Drunk. I slept-stripped.
By myself.
I rang in the new year by giving a lap dance to a Lutheran minister in a roomful of people including his wife. Jesus would be proud.
after he went down on me he said he wanted an air freshener for his car scented like my vag. i cant even.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
jusy threw up in the airport bathroom. I am no longer thankful for fireball.
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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