I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
Sitting at a bar next to a guy wearing sunglasses drinking a pitcher by himself and having an argument with himself over if journey is more ballin than kiss. Feel better about myself.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Plus you need some new dick in your life, the environment is fucked enough you don’t have to recycle anymore 😂💀
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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