Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
He showed up to the Seder drunk and tried to convince everyone that he could read Hebrew.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
I've come to the conclusion, I should prob have at least 20 hr supervision. I would say 24, but I'm guaranteed to pass out for at least 4 hrs a day
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
dude the water is back on, you can stop shitting under the tree . . .
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
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