we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
whats the weirdest thing you ever masturbated to?
King Triton
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
Eating Doritos is not nearly as enjoyable when I'm not drunkenly feeding them to peacocks.
I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I think that's the first time Navy dress blues and a Ninja Turtles onesie have been involved in the same makeout.
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I need a moral compass that doesn't always point to dick
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
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