we have officially lost it.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
Ok a condom literally fell out of my underwear this morning, i have never been so confused.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
We turned everything surrounding BP and the oil leak into a "that's what she said" drinking game. We've been drunk for a month
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
What time do you think you'll be heterosexual?
Apparently I missed the "You may have to jack off a horse" part of the application.
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
I definitely don't remember licking the drag queens boob.
What's with guys asking if I wanna "kick it" like I'm some fucking 19 year old
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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