I wanna eat
then frost
then eat your cupcake
Define "chronic" masturbator.
I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
i am literally watching eva make a trashbag diaper for you to sleep in tonight. whole new level of low for you.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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