it seems that i get a boner from just about everything now
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
I had a dream that I had 21 friend requests. it was the best day
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Just made a jeopardy bj game. Every question has 10-50 seconds on it and if he's right that's how many he gets.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Well he walked in last night, yelled at me for not playing any music and started dancing.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
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