It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
Do you ever look at a vegetable and think "that would be awesome to shove up my vagina"?
you dialed the number "23" then talked to it for three minutes
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
Chasing a shot of svedka with a clementine is NOT the same as tequila w lime...
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
As soon as I got there, you appeared out of no where, yelled "they're giving away free cigarettes!" in my face and then disappeared and I didn't see you the rest of the night.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
ever since I turned 21 the mother-daughter bonding sessions always end with whiskey and my little pony. I don't know why, it's just a thing that happens
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