so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
I am so high I am beginning to unironically like Vanessa Carlton.
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
i'm sorry, i thought "hey, she wants TO FUCK YOU" was a good enough cue
1. Sorry about making it snow. 2. If it left a mess, I will be over to clean it. 3. Can that fire extinguisher still be used? If not, I'll buy a new one. 4. I just wanted to make it snow!
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
can't decide if i look like a hooker or a missing member of Poison today
He somehow pantsed the bouncer and tipped him over before cartwheeling and skipping away? Help me find him.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
See I am maturing. I just got in from my DRIVE of shame......
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Sunday morning breakfast with the boyfriends family. I just puked in the stall at Cracker Barrell. Classy.
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