Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
I mean we're not committed. He's my first choice, sort of like miller lite. When I'm at the bar I'm going to order one, but if they don't maybe I'll go for a bud or blue moon. I'm certainly not going to stop drinking
If I banged a coworker last night but didn't enjoy it can I put it down on my timesheet?
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
he said good things come in small packages and I decided to hook up with someone else
Did body shots with a guy... Ended up being the ref of my volleyball game... So that's why we won
He called me Kitten either just because or he figured out my old s&m life. Either way huge turn on.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
Is it weird that I'm mad at my boss because he isn't paying me enough attention? Maybe my dad issues are worse than I thought
He just stopped in the middle of undressing for sex to dip his slice of pizza in ranch. I think I’m in love.
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