Turns out "bordello" doesn't mean what I thought it did.
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
We may or may not have a drunk cat on our hands.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
hiding in a bush to avoid a seven dollar cab ride. cabby got out a flashlight and looked for us for like an hour. help.
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Just so were clear I meant the head your face is on
Some guy walked in while I was taking a piss and asked me if I knew of a back way out of the bar. He looked pretty freaked out.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Im like a hedgehog. Easy to corner or get within reach, but tough to get right close to. Like a rooster with its feathers surgically replaced with razors
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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