It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
my dad told me i had to spend my money wisely..so i spent the money he gave me for a desk chair on weed. ill be so high i wont even notice its gone
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Apparently last night drunk me put my phone in a cup of beer to make it "fun scented".
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
I woke up next to her boyfriend and she woke up next to mine....
This is like a fucked up game of musical chairs.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
You came in last night, ate an entire avocado in silence, and then told me I should never accept rides from strangers. Not sure I even want to know what happened to you last night!
Egg rolls and cum. Not my worst snack.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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