He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
At any point in time, have you stopped and thought "I wonder how high Willie Nelson is right now?
i just got cockblocked by a guy drinking wine straight out of the bottle with a straw...
And PS thanks for calling it my "sexual liberation" and not "slut fest 2010: part deux!"
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I'm going to miss hockey season. It was the best excuse to get drunk on a Tuesday night.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Still trying to figure out where I was when someone broke the lawn chair and put it in the bathroom.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
Randomize
