dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
It's just like the Real World with babies
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
tried to make it look like I had been conscious/awake and out all day when I stumbled into cvs at 6pm to buy plan B
update: I failed
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
