Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I wish i had a shirt that said, "I know what you're thinking and it's not herpes on my face"
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
smelt my brothers hands when he got home to see if he lied about smoking again...he didn't lie but i definitely didn't expect to smell some other girls vagina.
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
don't worry i just saved a song to my personal usb drive to give to the dj at the bar. he's playing old school jlo whether he likes it or not.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
no dude free pina colada`s taste like what I would expect my penis to taste like except gay-er.
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
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