in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
high enough to want to lick peanut butter off of Michael Buble's vocal chords as he serenades me.
Well there's nothing more unattractive them a naked, soft man crying
Oh good your over him
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
Turns out the dorm toilet can't take a punch. Gonna be a long year without Mexican food.
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
We had sex in Lake Michigan for an hour Sunday.
Thanks for ruining an entire lake for me. I hate you so much right now.
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