bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Just had an hour long talk with a woman, turns out she's the mom of the guy i lost my virginity to. Even better his dog was also present.. Meeting the family at its best?
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
New low. Just realized I hooked up with a guy from Grindr in the hallway of a building my great grandfather used to own..
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
Sent him a snap chat of him eating me out so he can relive the moment.
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
Imma go take shower so I can cleanly change into my drinking underwear.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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