ohhhh fuckk. chicks a dude.
After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
it was like his penis was on wheels.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
True. She actually gives a fuck. A quality looked down upon if she wants to be one of us
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
one of my coworkers wanted to look something up on YouTube on my tablet. I didn't know how to explain why my most recent search was "girl fucks dog."
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
Randomize
