why didn't you poke me back
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Yeah. My legs are trembling...hard to walk. Feels like a neon arrow is pointing at me saying "just had sex (with not his wife)"
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
Turns out they use me as an example of What Not To Do at freshman orientation. My little brother told me.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
What a way to start the day. Staring at penis for 3 hours
It's pretty much my favorite thing ever
You sat outside petting a picture of your cat for hours... not even the real thing... just a picture.
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