i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
JACOB AND UGLY BROKE UP
Also I got A jello shot for $2!!! It's like the forever 21 of bars
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
He told the cop he was underage, handed the cop his ID, and the police report read "I then informed the suspect that he was not, in fact, underage"
He kept calling my vagina a magic clam, and it was speaking to him, telling him to feed it his penis. I played along.
Ill give you a 4 hour blow job if you make my nephew go to bed.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Dude, you need better judgement.Trust me I know. I put my dick in the wrong mouths all the time
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
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