But regardless, you really stood out last night, you should give me a chance
Sorry but you seem like a potential womanizer
he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
I needed to do something spontaneous, and since no one had coke this was the next best thing.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
I think I'm goin to jail but either way I had a blast.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
I wish more of my problems were easily solvable by taking a good long shit.
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
As you were falling you yelled out, "save my burrito!" Priorities
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