i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
I could make wine with my vomit
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
I just had someone I don't even know on Facebook message me saying it seems like I drink too much and should slow down.
Question: would Brian be pissed if I brought his 17 year old sister as my date to the wedding?
You can't Tinder AND have him bring you icecream in the same night. It messes with your vagina.
The last thing I remember is goading each other into a vodka-chugging competition.
Got home and told boyfriend what happened. He was like "you made out with a guy you call Balls Deep?" and hi-fived me.
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
Just got thrown out of the club for making condom water balloons. I'm not ashamed.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
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