Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
oh good, I think they're gone
the painters?
my herpes
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
I mean, I'd wanted to go skinny dipping, hook up with him and have sex on a beach, so last night I basically killed 3 birds with one super slutty stone.
he even offered to make my bed in the morning.
I don't think he understands what an important role his penis plays in my level of self esteem
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
She literally just cut half her hair off because she's tired of asking someone to hold it back when shes drunk and puking.
You know Im horny if Im walking around in my lingerie and sex robe. It's my field of dreams mentality. If I wear it, he will come.
Great. Now I'm always going to be the roommate that boned a guy with a third nipple.
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
i wore a power symbol belly button ring just so i can drunkenly tell him that he turns me on. i dont care if it works i think its classy
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
I laid naked in his bed as he brought me an ice cream sandwich so I would say everything worked out great
He walked in wearing nothing but a WWF belt and yelled "THE CHAMP... IS... HEEERE!!!"
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