Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
Please tell me that chemistry equipment is for chemistry and not for producing felonies.
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
when you're a senior and the freshman guy you wake up next to asks who you are, you DO NOT give him your real name.
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Do you know how hard it is to give a bj in your dead grandmothers car
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Do you have feelings for this penis?
I remember turning to Jon after doing a line of coke and saying "I was a Girl Scout"
Apparently someone was hiding in a storm drain dressed as Pennywise from it and offering passersby free penis enlargement pills.
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