he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
Do you think if I puke at the gym they think is because I'm going hard walking on the treadmill?
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
You were chugging tap water out of a running blender screaming "bubbles is Perrier mother fucker"
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Yeah i just finished watching someone play ping pong with his penis it didn't fully register until after a few seconds
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
On the flip side, we did almost have sex wearing a gorilla mask and deer antlers.............
Thanks for ruining my life with your man penis
When the people downstairs start talking about drugs, I second guess buying my drugs from them. Then I remember they are cheap and convenient.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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