this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
They're drinking Schnapps out of Spaghetti-o's cans. Please come pick me up.
he said I was the best sex he's ever had, handed me a burger king crown and told me to take my walk of shame with pride
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
You took it upon yourself to rid the world of them, and by that I mean you dressed up as Batman and started kicking them in the shins.
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
Just so you know, if I get bored tomorrow I WILL pretend to get drunk in the bathroom and crash the whole thing
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
im single, its not even nine am on Valentine's day and I've already gotten laid. suck it relationships
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
false alarm, still single
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