brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Randomize
