We walked through the hotel lobby in slow-mo taking huge steps because we were astronauts, and astronauts obviously can't be drunk.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
2nd fun fact: he has a square tan line around his dick.
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
And after we were done he said "Let's play a game! Who can find their clothes first"
We had a deepthroating contest with breadsticks at Olive Garden
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
I apparently tried to wax off my nipples.This explains the pain
How dare you not respond to me after opening up a picture of my bare breasts
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Randomize
