why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
I decided to have standards now that i've graduated. No guys without a bed frame.
We JUST got rid of the new years fatties at my gym and now the spring break fatties are here. goddamn.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
bad night - i tried for naughty librarian but could only manage to pull off pissed off barrista.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
i love how you, my friend, sends me a picture of herself wearing a shirt that says "i am dead inside" and i'm just like "awww baby you're so cute"
that's just solidarity
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
Why yes, I DID want cramps for Christmas, how did you know God?
Randomize
