he just found out his girl is having a boy. he's probably googling "Ed Hardy diapers" as we speak.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I DON'T CARE WHAT THE CIRCUMSTANCES ARE NEVER VOMIT IN MY PURSE AGAIN.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
1.) where are you? 2.) you making meatballs? 3.) Meatballs for sex?
I can't wait for the 4th. I'll probably get drunk and end up puking all over whichever 18 year old I end up making out with.
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
Giving you good advice and being naked are not mutually exclusive.
Aaaaaaand, there's the title of my second book. "One Dick. Six Angles."
Well thank god i want six autographed copies
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm taking a shower and i'm gonna bring my pocketknife with me
Just because I stayed up all night betting on Australian Horse Racing doesn't mean I have a gambling program.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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