I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
I feel like death. And death is wearing a fleece blanket as a dress. And is seriously contemplating wearing this to go get something to eat.
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
I think we got naked. I can't remember but if you have "friends" written on your ass, then we did. Because I have "best" on mine.
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
I could fuck to npr.
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
It's gonna be like a sexual version of A Christmas Carol in my house in a few days.
He's ruined me. Do you know how frustrating it is to know I'll never find another guy as tall and handsome and rich with as big of lips & booty, and cock as him who also rims and takes me on tropical vacations and buys me all the cocaine.
I'd have to have a ring. Like I don't want to be called "the ex girlfriend that shit on me"
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