when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
I wish there was a morning after pill that made you instantly sober
Whatever is fine with me, as long as I am dressed in green and end up shitfaced.
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
Right when I walked into the party my boyfriend stood up and yelled, "HEY TITS, GET ME A BEER!"
I'm out of mixers so I am using sugar water. Times are tough.
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
Just sitting in the tub googling "how to remove sharpie from skin". You?
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Just because you got dumped by some loser doeant mean you need Jesus. It just means you need better friends and some booze
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