im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
there is no excuse for drinking mascato in your room alone while listening to one-hit wonders from the 90s
Can I color on your dick again?
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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