I must be too annoying 4 u.
Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
So the "just a friend" kid confessed his love for me...sometimes I hate how awesome I am.
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Fun fact: female penguins have sex in exchange for pebbles to build nests. I now know what im being for halloween
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
But I swear to god if I'm awkwardly there while you try to have sex with someone again I'm getting high with your dad
Will you be my therapist? I don't want to tell me secrets to a strange person and be judged all over again when you have already taken the time to do it. Oh and I will pay you with alcohol
I'm running on jager fumes right now. It's like I put diesel in a prius and said fuck it.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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