Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
You can't hide fat with big sunglasses.
I'm sitting next to this guy at the bar. I wrote him a little song in my head it goes "there is no fucking chance you're getting in my pants" gonna sing it to him after he buys me another drink.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
On the couch having a debate with the dog over whether eating anothr sweet roll will make the hangover better or worse
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
It's pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone's face.
I come bearing gifts of whiskey and vagina
I just fell in love with a beard, the guy it's attached to isn't great but I think I'm going to take one for the team
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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