It was at that point the crowd that gathered realized i wasn't getting arrested, and passed the sobriety tests. I got a standing ovation from 25 strangers
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
It's like someone is grabbing my scrodum with pliers and just hanging there.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
because he's a firefighter, wouldn't sleeping with him be like saying thank you to the community?
Guuuuurrrrrl! He ate the 🌮like it contained the Covid-19 vaccine!
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