I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
He was so confused why there was a string hanging out of my vagina.
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
dude, I'm listening to "I believe I can fly", i'm high, and driving. this is so amazing.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
I've reached the point to where my pre-gaming needs to be limited to pre-inning-ing
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
DOUBLE NIPPLE PIERCINGS ARE HORRIFYING
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
He carried you out but the best part is you kept saying "can't I keep dancing" as you were gushing blood
I wish our county sheriff had a comment section for their mugshots.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
It’s like a sexy version of those choose your own adventure books from when we were kids. No matter what you choose, there will be penis!
Randomize
