At least make sure they are 18
Why
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
I just watched Jersey Shore so I would know what rock bottom was when I reach it.
I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Woke up and there was a kayak in the pool. Are you alive?
As the night goes on these shots are getting so much easier. My liver jst needed a warmup lap.
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
If you sleep with him again I'll have you spayed
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
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