Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
just got carried INTO the bar by 4 people. it's like watching my weekend in reverse.
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
I wanted to have a threesome but they’re TOO HETERO
Can I say it was a great night out of town? Fucking my co-worker in the hotel bed while my best friend is fucking his friend on the floor and a random guy is laying in the other bed meanwhile we are all passing a joint back and forth
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