it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
just bought a coffee grinder that advertiesed spacious grinding chamber...new nickname for my bedroom?
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Pregaming before going to drink with a girl from Russia. Please make sure I'm not dead in the morning.
Katie told the cabby "when the boat docks I'm getting off with you"
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
now that we broke up we are playing hot potato with the cock ring.. Poor thing just needs a home
I got her number but I don't think I'll be able to smash, I was pretending to be British AND I forgot her name
She showed up at 4:30 in the morning HAMMERED, stripped, demanded sex, then after 4 failed attempts stopped me mid-thrust to tell me she thought we should be fucking for a cause, like animal rights. Process that for a second. She wanted us to be fucking for animal rights.
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
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