youre so sexy i want your bod
dude, did you turn gay?
heather?
this is jacob
I hope the kids appreciate the fact that I jizzed on her instead of on their slide.
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
stuffed animals make me feel really maternal.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I still don't understand how I went from crying to blowing you in like two minutes.
OH MY GOD I CAN'T WAIT TO BONE YOUR EX BOYFRIEND. HOW AWKWARD IS THIS?
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
Oh and it’s been a year according to my snap chat memories since I banged your cousin in your sons truck pulled over on Elm St! 😂😂😂😬😳😇
Put the lady boner away. He's engaged. To my brother. No, life is not fair.
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