i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I could tell by the way he was holding my hand that he really liked you
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
There's cake. And donuts. And strippers. It's like 5 year old me and 20 year old me are throwing a party together...
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
You get home ok?
Uh, you stopped by my house at 4 am and woke me up, so yeah.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
Cleaning my room at 2am, in just one corner I found six beers, half a pint of whiskey, my flask, 2 shotgun bullets, my crown and shimmer lotion.
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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