And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
It's not slutty if it's for workout purposes...right?
you went over to those random dudes and told them you were an ordained minister and would like to bless their food. they laughed and agreed, then you said "now bow your heads in prayer" as soon as they did you grabbed a taco off their tray and bolted out the door.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
this is terrible I feel like i'm trapped in a cage with a wild republican
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
its like a catch 22, sucks that you've stopped, but its like a vagina high five
You told me that you were as fast as lightning and you wanted to race me. Then you faceplanted after falling down the stairs.
WHY WOULD YOU SWIPE RIGHT???!!!!!
The same reason I ordered and ate almost an entire pizza last night
I lick assholes and I wouldn't eat mdma
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
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