your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
from now on, im only gona ahve sex with my boyfriend.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
My roommate has every episode of Full House. I'm going to fail my midterm tomorrow.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
Dude. Zebras have bad attitudes.
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
But theres a keg here and me gusta
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
Just once, can I please come back to a room that doesn't smell like beer and cum?
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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