This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
I just want to apologize for screaming when I saw you the other day. It's just that you looked really gross and I was high.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
I'm using my ex boyfriends dog to find a guy at the park I could see fuck buddy potential in. I'm the queen of irony.
I stole a fireplace last night.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
I found a playlist on my ipod with only one song on it: gold digger. confused, but not surprised.
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
That song just makes me wanna take off my top and shake my titties all around the club.
Can you get the dildos out of the shower before the maids come?
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