I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Best moment of my life. I just got a text from some random number that said i can't wait to touch you. Her name is kiara and she had the wrong number.
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
He titled his birthday party on facebook, "BJ's in PJ's- an adult slumber party." I'm the only one invited.
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Well according to all the calls, texts, and Facebook messages, I threw up on you guys last night.
There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
All I'm saying is that if he knows his wife walks around naked during the day, he shouldn't bring a friend home for lunch and show up unannounced.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Masturbating with Lord of the Rings on was not how I planned my afternoon going but here I am.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
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