when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Where the fuck is Rob at, he hasnt answered his phone in like 2 weeks.
Dude Rob died 2 weeks ago wtf?
Holy shit r u serious? How?
Just kidding, but im pretty sure he boned your gf and doesnt want to talk to you.
there are definitely too many half naked pictures of me out there for me to ever be famous.
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I walked up to a girl in a bar, and all I was capable of doing was taking my beer and bumping it up to hers. While doing so, all I could say was "Bud Light". She walked away.
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
Seius question. Does a penis floar when ina baht? Must find out.
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
Dude I introduced the hot Russian girl to the hot Ukrainian girls. I am a UN ambassador
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
would you like to venture to the magical clitoris forest?
This weekend was amazing, 4 confirmed pukings, 2 cops, 3 hookers, one photographed t-bagging of the groom, and a night in an illegal gambling house.
Randomize