was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
I can say with 87% certainty that i received one of the world's five greatest blow jobs since the Coolidge administration on Saturday night.
Yeah to go race car driving with a 54 yr old gastroenterologist. I really wish you'd come to have that drink with me Wednesday
He sent me a pic stitch collage of all the tit pics I had sexted him this month. It was so sweet!
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
The convent might be a nice break from real life
The cat is stealing cigarettes and my vagina cures blindness. How's your night?
At one point of the night i was standing at the bar and 3 of them had their hands down my pants, they were like thumb wrestling for it.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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